dear this shouldn't surprise you,
you are a lame wad. suckiest blog in existence.
your mullet is looking mighty fancy and i like your butt in your skivvies.
your family is so cute. i miss you.
dear newest temp job,
you are the suckiest work place i have ever encountered. thanks for making me cry a lot, be really mean at home and still not make any money.
hello. how are you? come quicker but last longer! thanks.
consider yourself aired.
sincerely, mrs. smith