Tuesday, March 29, 2011

crickets

so mark and i have a lot of time to g chat whilst at work. some of it is business ie. what's for din? some of it is link sharing ie. this one. some of it is just chats and such. but mark has reached a new low of being passive aggressive. i ask a question and he answers with ...
yeah. i know. what the heck does that mean ...
just an elipsis, right? but no. in mark's dangerous psyche, these ... are crickets.
there are always just three.
and they sometimes go on and on  like this:
me: ps i forgot i told so and so i would help her with a project tonight.
mugs.
want to help?
 Mark: ...
...
...
...

...
me: crickets?
Mark: ...
...
yep
...
hear em?
...
me: so, yes you want to help?
Mark: ...
me: thanks!!!
Mark: ...
...
me: love you
Mark: ...
...
...
...
...
...
...
me: the crickets can come too
Mark: I can keep this up all day
...

...
...

 me: it's fun
fjun
Mark: they'll already be there (the crickets)

ergh. he can be so infuriatingly darling. and he thinks he is so funny.

3 comments:

Hannah Neville McMillan said...

hilarious! you need to blog more regularly! and we need to get together... it would be pretty darn funny and amazing!

(adriane) said...

i am enjoying your blogging frequency of late. please continue to give me something to read.

mAtt aNd TaMaRa sMitH said...

That sounds like something Matt would do! please don't let him read this. lol