mark: honey, maybe we should stop drinking caffeine so much since we are going to be working in the temple now.
me: you don't really drink caffeine.
mark: i meant you. and honey, maybe we should stop swearing or try to not swear so much.
me: you never swear.
mark: again, you.
so i think it is plain to see who is the saint in our coupledom. whatever. i bring a lot of joy and happiness to sailors and truckers in the soda business so i contribute too. take that mother theresa.
9 comments:
I like the Mormon Mom hair style the best it has a little Peggy Hill to it...I love it.
Don Johnson when I was in 3rd grade I wrote you a letter and you never replied. Why?
can you say Scheisse instead it just means crappy? Sorry you swear...I will try to make an effort with you on the swearing. I will stop calling people Douche Bags. Sadly, I gave up Caffeine a few months ago...drink one last Dr Pepper for me.
Meg, Please please please get yourself a gig on a comedy circut. You are the damn funniest person I know. I love all the hair styles. Love the mormon mom most of all. I am so glad I have someone that swears and drinks like I do. It a hard habit to break. I think if I quit one I would magically be cured of the other. I'll call you in the next little while to talk about my visit. Let your momma know if she needs me to smuggle drugs to you. Love Brenda
Holy heck(that was for Mark) I laughed until I peed(which is not hard to do in my current state)I love the hair-dos. Mark may be the saint of your team but you are definately the beauty, brains and personality. Sorry Mark, it is true.
Seriously though you are the funniest person. If only I had your humor and wit.
Meg! ha ha. This post made me laugh SO much! My David tells me that I am a retired Sailor that had to go into Trucking. ha h ah ah. I have a problem I guess, but I'm so happy we share that!
Megan your posts always make me smile...for serious.
Yes, I'm glad everyone agrees with me that you should become a comedian. Make it happen! That, or an author of very funny books.
Oh, and funny people just have to use a little caffeine & swears-- part of the gig.
Mark's hairstyles are awesome. He can pull anything off.
I am amused at the approach that was taken by the gentleman in this conversation. Clearly, he thought about how he was going to say this for a long time.
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